GOAT BOY IS THE NEW MOON MAGGOT – HIS LATEST BLOG

Let goat start by saying what a corker for fezzys A.K.A festivals this summer. Woodford Folk Fest is a beautiful regurgitated spew ..containing dreads, chai, mushrooms, John Butler, Dallas Frasca, Kaki King, dancing, drumming and many smiling freaks and freakets!
WOODY WOOD GIVE YOU WOOD

What would OZZ be without Woodford? We would be eating McCrap burgers smoutherd with, Creed cheese,
sony sauce, leached lettuce, Paulini pickles, Britney beef, Botox buns
hmmm my brain, body, soul ears feel so good …..

Moving on to BIG DAY OUT this made goats eyes sink into his skull and then pop out! Just like being shot from a sling shot! Put your head in a bee hive and it’s very close to the feeling of BDO what a buzz..

Goat is still wondering why dallas wore a wedding dress covered in fake blood at her gig maybe because she was a BDO virgin?
mmmmmmm… Not anymore….

55 thousand music friends and fans come together and goat couldnt help but notice all ages all people sonically in tune together… aww that’s a nice goat. The festival was a safe friendly crowd and goat hates the government and the old codgers puttin’ down kids and concerts this crowd were real deal music lovers…. LONG LIVE THE FESTIVALS

On a sad note the Melbourne scene is yet under attack again! Venues are deemed unsafe and need security! How about go and eat a bag of dick u chook dick pencil pushers.. Goat has spent much more time at gigs then your docile uni degree statistics will ever know. I’ve never seen a fight at a gig! But I have seen flaccid bouncers at pill popping night clubs smashing kids up! There are not the same thing you wankers!

Let me just tell you the TOTE the best and most supportive venue in Melbs and Ozz and just closed down because of there ..brainless laws. No history of trouble and mind you this venue played some of OZZ most heaviest and nastiest bands. Writing on the walls spoke, “No homophobic or rascits will be tolerated.”
.. REST IN PEACE

I know the likes of Dallas and 99.9% of Victoria’s bands would not be here without these gigs.

Any way kids and goat lovers turn the tube off, your iPhone off, the Xbox off, the computer off and go and support a live gig, comedy act, dancer, busker, pan handler and meet a new friend at a safe enviroment
AKA a live music venue..

.. HAPPY GOAT